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Subject: Redroz jokes
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jane.18 17.01.12 - 05:53pm
Submit yr jokes guyz!
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audrey28 17.01.12 - 06:52pm
A baby monkey ask hs father.y r we so ugly?de father replis 2 him, dont stres my son u shuld c de 1 readin dis. *
audrey28 17.01.12 - 07:01pm
Keep in touch wid me otherwise 1 2 3 4 5..........30 31 32 all ur teeth will b brocken!!!! 
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kate.27 17.01.12 - 07:12pm
God made bdy prts 4 a reson.eye:2 luk @ u.hands:2 pry 4 u.mind:remember u.heart:2 mis u n legs:2 kik u if u ever 4get me *
kate.27 17.01.12 - 07:17pm
Waiter: would u like yr coffe black? customer:wat other colour do u hv?
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jane.18 17.01.12 - 07:24pm
Birdy birdy in de sky popped in my eye. i dont worry i dont cry im jst happy dat cows dont fly. *
jane.18 17.01.12 - 07:34pm
A man n hel askd devil.can i mak a cal 2 my wife?aftermakin a cal he askdhw mch 2 py devil answrd nothin hel 2 hel is F3 *
kate.27 17.01.12 - 07:39pm
Ppl often say motivation dont last.wel neither does bathing dants y we recomend it daily! *
audrey28 17.01.12 - 07:49pm
Mom passing by her sons bedrum wz astonished.the bed wz nicely made n evrythin wz packed. (continued)....... *
audrey28 17.01.12 - 07:55pm
She saw an envelope on d bed it wz adressed mom.de later said dea mom i hv ran away wid wy galfrnd. (continued) ... *
audrey28 17.01.12 - 07:59pm
Mom non of de above is true am @ d neighbours house . *
narayan1 18.01.12 - 05:55pm
Adam becomes daddy after 20 years. And he become very sad. David- what happened dear why r u sad? Adam. I have got child after 20 years and he is so small. *
kate.27 19.01.12 - 07:10pm
Ha ha ha ha ha ha he he he he its jst dat ur face came in my mind. *
chrisp.n 20.01.12 - 04:05pm
Some times small things in life hurt alot, if u don't agree with wat am saying try sitting on a pin. *
chrisp.n 20.01.12 - 04:10pm
Hello this is your mobile, there is a particular problem, i just wanted to leave your pocket the smell is unbearable!!!! *
kate.27 20.01.12 - 04:27pm
I hv a confession 2 make.sice i met u its bin hrd 4 me 2 4get u.evry 9ght i c u in my drems n find myself shoutin ghost! *
audrey28 20.01.12 - 05:31pm
Lf widout u's imposible ur in my breth n blood i cnt stay 4 a sec without u.if u r nt dere am dead.hllo am tlkin abut O2 *
audrey28 20.01.12 - 05:35pm
URGENT! Chloroform is out of stock in the hospital.can u plz send a pair of yr socks. *
jane.18 20.01.12 - 06:00pm
Terrorists have kidnaped our lectures n demand a rasom of 5m or else dy ill brn dem wd kerosene plz dnate iv dnated 2Ol *
jane.18 20.01.12 - 06:23pm
Can u lend me 5000? I need it plz help me out. I kno u hv it ill return it. Bruno asked ATM machine. *
kate.27 20.01.12 - 06:45pm
)))I snd dis fish as a sign of frndship plz tk cre of it & kip it in yr mble & dily pt yr mble n H2O so dat wnt die! *
arthie 24.01.12 - 04:22pm
A machine designed to detect thieves was made in china then sent USA 4 trials.in 20mins t recorded 200thieves...then it was taken to Russia where in 15mins it recorded 500thieves...next it was taken to South Africa and there it recorded 1000 thieves in 10mins....finally it was in Malawi,Blantyre city in a township called Ndirande...in 10seconds tha machine was stolen....mmmh koma ndix guys....napepe! *
narayan1 11.02.12 - 01:48pm
Santa was driving very fast.
Banta- why r u driving so fast?
Santa- cause i have to post this urgent letter.
Banta- but where u have to post?
Santa- i was in so much hurry i don't have time to read the address.
Banta- ok go fast. *
audrey28 15.02.12 - 04:41pm
A woman asks his husband wats on tv dust the man answers. *
narayan1 19.05.12 - 03:27pm
Interviewer to the guy- What is ur birth place?
Guy- Tiruanantpuram.
Interviewer- Tell me the spelling of Tiruanantpuram.
Guy- Sorry sir my birth place is Goa. *
